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PostSubject: Lesbenomics   Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:01 am

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? .



A licker cabinet.



2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....



A Klondyke.



3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....



Militia Etheridge.



4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?



Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.



5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ...



Fur Traders.



6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....



A Lickalotapuss.



7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...



Well Hung.



8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ..



She was found face down in Ricki Lake.



9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....



Even the pool table doesn't have balls.



10. What do you call lesbian twins? ..



Lick-a-likes.



11. What's the definition of confusion? ...



Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.



12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?



One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

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PostSubject: Re: Lesbenomics   Fri Aug 21, 2009 9:08 am

lmfao!! i like the militia etheredge one. Now thats one rich carpet muncher...
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